The reporter whom wrote this article is sitting in their chair laughing their be-hind off at these comments over a name. Here's one to laugh at. I knew a guy once who's name was Chocksworth Cleep McGerkin. Turned out to be a nice guy! (LOL) It reminds me of the guy who went to a judge to have his birth name of Grunt Lips changed. The judge agreed and ask what he wanted his name change to. The man responded...Crip Lips (LOL)