If you'll be up and ready to ride at 4 AM, jump off the bow of my boat into icy water to swim after a duck, bring it back, and do it all over again, I'll fix your water heater. I might even let you have some of my granola bar while we're waiting for the next flight of birds. You need to: 1. Get fixed - If you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em. 2. Get a job - See how much of the money you earn you'll want to GIVE away to someone to sorry to work. 3. Provide for your own family, rather than expecting me to do it.