I am assuming by "Green" you are refering to the old phrase "Green with Envy." Why the hell would I be envious of Katy? I'm not in jail. Should I be jealous she gets to be locked up playing hide the soap bar?? Also, I haven't done anything so bad as to land me in jail. I knew katy...I never said I loved her...far from it. Lastly, I'd rather my life be boring than have half of my hometown laughing their asses off at me while I sit in jail :-) Deuces!