It is with great pleasure that I would like to announce the nation-wide premiere broadcast of a new and innovative network. After years of research into the legalities of airing such a network, WET (White Entertainment Television) will be broadcasting its first show, "English Roots", on Monday, May 11th 2009 at 8pm. "English Roots" is a look into the history of the Caucasian culture and their recent struggles for religious and political freedom. Following "English Roots", get ready for an explosive look into the exciting life of teenagers with "You're So Emo," a reality-based competition showcasing a battle for the most emotional in this E-dropping hour starting at 9pm. Please join us in this exciting endeavor to promote knowledge and acceptance of another race.