I learned how to work my new trade after my mother was laid off. After she couldn't support me and my kids, I learned to fill out the government forms handed out by the Democrats and get my money for free. Now my mother lives with me. All I have to do is sit around and walk out to my mailbox once a month and the rest of society takes care of it all for me. And then I get a fat tax rebate check every year on taxes that I am responsible for and never paid. Thank the LORD for Barack Obama and the mortgage that I won't have to pay anymore. Oh, and he is going to take care of my gas bill too. (p.s. thought you would want to know that.)