Hey NC Legislature, I like to have nice quiet meals when I go out to eat. Can you ban children from restaurants, mainly babies? I know owning one of those isn't illegal, but I PREFER not to have them around me. I had one of those children walk up one time and place his hands, with drool all over them, on my table. I could've died from the secondhand germs. Oh, and I went to a BAR and someone drinking an alcoholic drink actually spilled it and some splashed on me. I went home smelling like alcohol. Can you believe that? After going out that night, I actually had to wash the smell out of my clothes. And I am not even going to talk about the language...