Submitted by Nicci Surtees (not verified) on Thu, 07/30/2009 - 8:40am.
American men believe the solution to everything is to drink beer.
It's hot outside - drink a beer, I'm thirsty - drink a beer. I need to relax - drink a beer. I have to pretend to be friendly with someone I can't stand - drink a beer together.
I am sure this will resolve all difficulties - till the effect of the beer wears off.
Then what to do - drink another beer tomorrow, of course.
A Bud Light - oh dear, I've said too much already. But a Bud Light?
Yuck!
Beer