1. A gun to the head 2. Hnadcuffs and leg irons 3. Two bodybuilders armed with duct tape and a large burlap bag 4. Free cocktails 5. Live performances by Gwen Stefani, The Stones, Eric Clapton, etc. 6. Gambling: Craps in the back, Blackjack up front 7. After ten rides....YOU WIN A NEW HOUSE! 8. Friday night happy hour/singles mixer 9. A little televison at every seat 10. Clothing optional buses Even with all that.....I AIN'T RIDIN'!