And just last night, before I read this news about Columbus County, the county seat of Tater City, I was plannin' on openin' an all-you-can-eat joint called Pigs-a-Poppin'!

All you Columbus County gourmands, something dangerously fattening is comin' your way. Keep on the lookout for the event of the year: the grand openin' of PIGS-A-POPPIN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT PIG PARLOUR! Hallelulah, and pass the fatback!