Head down to the zoo on Carolina Beach Road. Determine which of the Big Cats has gone the longest between meals. Open the cage; walk in; close the cage; and smear himself with A-1.
Plan B would be to walk the high wire, at the Circus next week, without a net. First though, he should plant some spears, point up, below the wire.
Option C would be to stand in front of the plane when the Governor is about to take off on another of her junkets to promote NC. Be certain, though, to stand in front of one of the props.
It's probably too late for him to sell the business.
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