I thank you for the Aunt Bee nickname! I will take it as a compliment and when you see me on the streets of Bladen County you are more than welcome to refer to me as that. At least in Mayberry they didn’t slander their sheriff or deputies and they promoting peace. Why announce to world that the radars have been removed? That is like saying, “Hey, I don’t have a gun, just go ahead and rob that store.” Come on now. In everyone’s dreams we would go back to live in a Mayberry town, but the reality is we don’t. What's traffic enforcement, pulling over young girls and asking for their numbers. If you want to talk slander I can do just that, and by the way when I stop at the drive-thru next time I will thank you for offering me fries.
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