If everyone is so concerned about killing this shark so the beaches are more safe for tourists, maybe we can find a way to just drain the whole ocean. Tourists drown too, so let's get rid of that deadly water! That way there will be more land to build stores, houses, parking lots, and strip malls!
Maybe after that we can build a giant shield to block the sunlight so the tourists don't get sunburnt.
What a joke. Tourists should be more concerned about the traffic problems around here than the sharks.
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