to be on Friday and Saturday after closing. Here's a thought.
Allow 30 minutes after closing for the patrons to clear the streets and be on their way home.
At 2:30 AM, turn loose the lion and tiger, from Tregembo's Zoo on Carolina Beach Road, at Market and Dock Street. Equip them with GPS monitors so they can be picked up at 6:00 AM. Should not be that hard to pick them up if bar patrons ignore warnings to go home. Administer toxicology examination to lion an tiger to insure they did not ingest something toxic or habit forming.
That may accomplish several goals.
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