This news reporting is similar to the helicopter pilot of the sherrifs department. An "incident" occurred. This "incident" will never happen again. "We are very sorry 'this' happened..." WHAT happened?

If we don't know what the "incident" is, why take the time to report it just to have readers scratching their heads? Perhaps these are secret "incidents". Maybe they are "incidents" that really weren't "incidents", someone just thought it was one and decided to write a news story about it.

How incidental, or would that be...coincidental?