...that I have to be a dinosaur to use the term "stud muffin." (That's from..like.... 1987?) I stopped keeping up with cool coloquialisms when I looked in the mirror one day and decided I was no longer a stud muffin, so I didn't have to be cool any more. Levis became Wranglers, and Izod became Cabelas.
I thought about using "hottie" in my first shot across Das' bow, but it just sounded so....so....GAY!
After all, I do have that John Wayne image that I have to maintain....
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