...go buy an expensive piece of "investment" jewelry from Alan Perry, then try to sell it back to him. You'll be lucky to get 30 cents on the dollar.
Oh yeah, he's a great guy and sells the best of the best...until you need to sell it and find it isn't nearly as vauable as you were told when you bought it. Yes..."sour grapes" from a sour vendor. Sorry, but facts are facts and the almighty dollar in his pocket is all that really counts.
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