I'm not exactly sure why there are no parents wondering where their teenage son or daughter is while they're out sleeping at the other one's house, but I sincerely did appreciate the line - "I just cut my baby daddy, and I'm scared he might die or something!"

In my mind I hear a delivery similar to Butterfly McQueen in "Gone with the Wind." "Lawdy, Mizz Scarlett, I doan know nuthin' 'bout birthin' no babies!"