You represent today's leftist sociopath quite accurately. Ambush the conversation with a flurry of insults and personal attacks - that way, maybe people will be so distracted, you won't be in danger of having to form or defend a position, and just maybe - the dirty little secret of how intellectually devoid and empty you are will remain a mystery for the time being.

I just realized - that was probably way over your head. How's this? YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN!