Check your keyboard and see if there is a button labeled 'Caps Lock' and press it once. Now if the police start arresting for every little offense there won't be any police downtown because they will all be at Blue Clay Rd doing the booking and processing. Then downtown won't have chance because you would be scared that if you spit on the sidewalk you might get arrested or if all the police are busy, robbed. You sir are the joke.
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