In North Carolina, gambling is viewed as an evil vice that must be outlawed.....um....unless it's our fine lottery.
So those same guardians of moral virtue who stomped out that heinous video poker and Internet gaming will be ready to squash the idea of a direct flight to Vegas......OR Atlantic City, sinners!
I'm disappointed that we still haven't shut down that gambling boat those Satanic South Carolina people invented, where Peanut's daddy blows his prescription money.
Hmmmmmm......but if we could buy an old fishing boat and equip it for lottery sales, all those poor people I see out in Columbus and Bladen County buying ten ticket strips of scratch-offs from three or four rolls could enjoy a nice day at sea doing some good, healthy gambling!
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