Do you want a rundown of how every single victim died? Are you a frustrated M.E.? Do you have a map with pushpins?
The SUREST way for WWAY to lose viewers would be to copy anything from WECT or even compare notes with the Wilmington Red Star.
On a personal note, I'm glad they keep running stories about Frog, Creepy Old Guy, and Jenelle. It gives me a wealth of material to write about.
You just can't write anything humorous about dead people. (Unless they're liberals.)
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