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National Redneck Convention.

It was announced today by Marvin Hogbreath, chairman of the convention, that the annual Chitlin Cook-off and Catfish Fry will be held in Columbus County, NC.

Marvin stated, " Since money is tight this year, we decided to hold this thang close to home. Since 60% of our members already live in Columbus County, we know you will feel right at home."

"The Catfish Fry will be held at Mamma T's tavern and dance hall. It is a big place, with double doors for quick exit when the troubles break out", Marvin said.

Mamma T told us: "Absolutely, no knives, guns or Volkswagons allowed on the dance floor. Take all your weapons out of the gun rack of your pickup and hide them under the seat. Most of us down here are civilized, and have a reputation to uphold."

"Police chief Barney Fith is the Honorary Chairman this year and there will be a special surprise guest. That is, if he is not in jail."

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