Looks like the has already got them on their toes at East. He got them to schedule an EOC get together for the parents on "prayer meeting" night of all nights. Parents, be on the look out for players dribbling basketballs through your meeting area. Also be on the look out for the "step team" and their "very" demonstrative routines. Some of you older parents may blush.
On second thought, since it is on prayer meeting night; better advice might be to find yourselves on your knees at some local church's altar asking God to intervene in behalf of this untoward generation.
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