Sounds like you need to move to Landfall! Honestly, kids toys in the front yard bother you? And I have a pickup truck too, so I resent that comment! How about just paying attention to the road and not looking at your neighbors houses when you drive by!
Sounds like you need to move back to where ever you came from, adios.
Let the lady keep her flag up, I think it looks rather pleasant and a great tribute!
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