All these pansy reporters covering terrorism and combat and this reporter takes her life in her hands by going into the poop zone! She doesn't even have a hazmat suit on! Really is this newsworthy journalism? At least Wect and Star News set the bar somewhat higher....come on WWAY you guys are really becoming more of a tabloid than a true news outlet.

I'm going to give my full confession here because by god if I don't I may see my name mentioned on one of your awesome breaking news articles. Ok here it is - A few years ago I was keeping a Lab dog for a friend and took him for a walk, and yes he was on a leash. Now not being a responsible dog owner I really didn't go prepared and Mr. Bowwow (for privacy purposes I am not going to use the dog's real name you understand I'm sure) proceeded to take a MASSIVE CRAP right on the corner of someone's front yard. Well I didn't know what to do so I must confess I just kept on walking Mr. Bowwow. But you know what? Are you ready for this WWAY.........

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