I am sorry but what secret is out? I have never had any secret to keep. And I am not sure what my profession has to do with anything. Does it make the story any juicier for everyone to know that I am also educated with a Master's degree?

Also I think you need to get a little better at your "surveillance." You would know that the dog goes to the dogpark, doggy daycare some days during the week, oh and we walk every night. So I think you should mind your own business. If you have any other problems or concerns why don't you just walk a few doors down the sidewalk and ask me.