...stare directly into that camera and swear to God that they're innocent when the story breaks.
"I did not have sex with that woman."
"That child is not mine."
"I am the victim of hacking, a prank."
In the end, Republican or Democrat they are proven to be slimeballs, but the Democrats have a lock on appearing to be slimeballs AND arrogant enought to believe they can lie their way out of it.
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