Give me a break. I was in an accident a few years back and the teenage driver that plowed into the back of me at a school bus crossing benefited greatly from the near illiteracy of the trooper who wrote up the accident report. My insurance company could not believe what a shoddy job the guy did.

How come nearly all of these troopers are a "Jr". anyway? Most of the time it is because Daddy Sr.was an illustrious trooper as well. That is their big credential. So, you see, it is really no big deal joining an organization rife with nepotism, cat killers, possessors of child porn, etc. etc.