Yes, the NCHP is such a fine organization. They have only had a few child pornographers, deviants, cat-killers, liars, forgers, and other miscreants taint their saintly name. Why would any law abiding citizen have reason to doubt their actions and judgment? And in the good old days, they could "purt near kill ya" (spit) and no one would complain. Ahh, for the good ale days, huh Cletus?
Oh, and "umappreciated": Please take a remedial grammar class before calling anyone stupid. It is a common problem in your line of work. See if the state will pay for it.
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