It will be funny when she "turns to the Governing Body to fund it". They will probably fall out of their chairs laughing. Governing bodies are cutting back everywhere now, not just here.
And those "wealthy, older singles" she will be dealing with? You make it sound like that's going to be fun for her. Do you have any idea what it's like to be surrounded by spoiled, narcissistic seniors who all think THEIR individual needs are more pressing than their neighbors? Good luck! She's gonna need it!
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