It would appear that WPD can't do much about downtown Wilmington at night, so they are going to make their presence known sitting on tractors disguised as maintenance workers. Maybe they should disguise themselves as "drunks" downtown on weekend nights. A "zero tolerance" downtown might work wonders but if the cops are too tired from sitting out in the hot sun on a tractor all day how can they be expected to handle a real problem.
The tourism board could advertise all over the region: "Come to the Port City; get a speeding ticket and mugged all on the same day." A "priceless" vacation.
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