Now the residents can grill the steaks they purchased with their EBT cards, and if they burn themselves while grilling they can hop into their car and drive to the ER, knowing that it will be covered by Medicaid.
No car? No problem! Use your taxpayer provided cell phone and call an ambulance.
I wonder how long it will be before the first resident is shot because he's taking too long on the grill? Nah, that's silly - because no one is going to use them, and that's because no one is going to clean them.
Hey! You can hire a couple of city workers to visit the public housing grills weekly and clean them. Pretty soon Wilmington can have $250k in every annual budget for grill maintenance. You may have to hire another few people to claen out those dog waste sanitation stations (like they're going to be used) and clean the picnic tables (that you better make out of steel and concrete).
Another successful adventure in "What do we do with all this tax money we collected from the suckers?"
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