"After I got my composure I took a look, and I saw a guy running down St. Andrew's Drive."
"That's when I realized that the car had gotten really messed up in the accident, and the accelerator was stuck wide-open. I careened down Saint Andrews Drive and did my best to stop the car, but wasn't successful until I had run the poor guy down.
When I finally did get the car to stop I threw it into park, only to find out that the linkage has been damaged. The car lurched into reverse and backed over the guy. I finally got it stopped again, but when I stepped out of the car I realized that the front tire had come to rest right on his chest.
There wasn't much we could do for him."
No....instead we charged him with assault, hit and run, running a stop sign, and the magistrate (who must have run out of fingers and toes for addition) released him on a whoppin' $1500 bond.
"Have a nice day, sir. Remember to run faster and further next time."
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