Submitted by Wanda77 (not verified) on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 11:00am.
It's illegal because other, innocent people pass UNDER that bridge in boats, idiot! Anyone drunk or stupid enough to jump off the bridge is drunk or stupid enough to fail to notice the person in the kayak passing below.
YOU don't see what the crime was?
It's illegal because other, innocent people pass UNDER that bridge in boats, idiot! Anyone drunk or stupid enough to jump off the bridge is drunk or stupid enough to fail to notice the person in the kayak passing below.