It sure breaks my heart....uh, lungs. I have a respiratory condition which is made worse by all the smoke/pollution in the air. This should put me in a coughing fit for days...thanks.

Oh, and thanks for making the ozone layer thinner too. I had skin cancer a few years back, and I'm really looking forward to another round of chemo.

So, in short, your lack of dependence on "the government" will contribute to my total dependence on the same to pay for health care to my nursing home that my insurance won't cover.

You're just too smart for me!