Zippy the skating monkey, I feel you have maligned him. Zippy has a certain level of intelligence and some hand/eye coordination.

I think you need look no further than for a porch monkey born in this country.

I am surprised at one point many may have missed.

This is likely a practice run for 2012. What better opportunity for ACORN to practice bussing loads of entitlement recipients. Today a speech; next time a rally; then to the Polls in November, 2012.

And if he can float his plan through to legalize all of the unregistered and illegal immigrants, he bolsters his political base.

Now there's a frightening thought.