You're the one beating the dead horse with your backwoods comments.
I doubt that you've lived anywhere other than here...except for the times you spend the night in your pickup outside The Crazy Horse in Myrtle Beach because you're too drunk to drive.
I'm not from "up north"...but right here...except educated beyond high school...graduate school actually and a business owner. And you?
#4 is merely a rehash of the same worn-out crap. Kind of like the mullett you're still wearing along with your camo ballcap.
Did you come up with #5 all on your own?...I doubt it.
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