...most of this nonsense would fade away in the swamp anyway. Some people just have to follow every nosey detail, every piece of gossip and throw out a bunch of unqualified judgement.
Don't they have some checker tables, shuffleboard or mule racing you can partake in? Interacting with humans can be a lot more interesting than gossiping and forming useless opinions about a bunch of washed-up homosexuals that lack self-control.
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