"she is not a bastard, she was just born out of wedlock"
That should go down in some kind of record book. Exactly how ignorant can you be? Look up the definition of bastard. Wait! I'll give it to you, since looking it up would likely exceed your abilities.
bastard: (First definition from the American Heritage Dictionary) A child born out of wedlock.
Got it, Einstein? The child is absolute, 100% pure bastard. Accurate terminology may upset you, but quite honestly, I don't care.
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