...then just stay home, keep poking those Krispy Kremes down your pipe and continue to put a little more excessive wear on your couch cushions.
This is a huge event that brings athletes from around the world to compete. This race is publicized several WEEKS in advance, particularly for those of you that have a difficult time working around their "normal" routines and lack the flexibility to use a different route once a year.
It's one thing to be a lazy, unfit marshmallow, it's totally another to whine about it on a public forum.
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