That's the whole issue, you are not in the least bit funny. Just some wanna be that never will be. Hence the reason you work in Leland. You could never hack it in a real dept. A mature professional officer would assist with the on going investigation, not act like a four year old going to his first circus. Leland PD has a bundle of problems, and you are one of them. They are in desprate need of professionals, not idiots. You would fall under the latter, in case you have yet to figure that out.
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