You're obsessed with cops. Way over the top. But yet you claim you have never been in trouble with the law. I think you are one of those bone heads that hate all the attention cops get. Be it negative or positive. Some people love them, that drives you nuts. You are jealous of them. I take it that at sometime in your pitiful past a cop took your woman? Maybe just maybe you will find another. Just keep her away from the men in blue. Try to remember that cops are just people, it's just a job. Just like the guy down the street that works at wally world.
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