Maybe I'm from another planet, but I've never understood this. There is absolutely nothing I would get up at 4am for, absolutely nothing I would fight over like a selfish child, and absolutely nothing that I feel I have to have just to keep up with the neighbors. Honestly, sometimes I think the world's gone mad.

But then I was raised in the good old days when life was simple, people were polite, and the Christmas spirit was everywhere all year round. Sorry to say, I think those days are gone forever.