What else is there to do in Wilmywood? Drink, drive, crash, mahem, kill. Go downtown get drunk cause a disturbance. Rob some poor drunk tour-rat. Rob a convient store. The jail won't take you (they don't take drunks). The hospital has to take you (they can't deny you) so they have to babysit you. Then when you do have an emergency you'll have to wait for some drunk idiot to sober up. Way to go America!!
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