Submitted by The Ham Bergler (not verified) on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 3:27pm.
I went to the drive thru the other day and ordered a big ole half pounder with all the fixins... drove off to a nice quiet spot and low and behold, I had a sloppy, slimey bun with rotten onions and no Berger! Worst part is I didn't realize till after the first bite so I was left with rotten onion mouth for days! I couldn't help but draw the comparison here... Berger is like a hamberger with no meat and rotton smelly toppings. NHC ordered a rotten smelly no meat Berger and now has had onion mouth ever since.
I told you this ham has no Berger!
I went to the drive thru the other day and ordered a big ole half pounder with all the fixins... drove off to a nice quiet spot and low and behold, I had a sloppy, slimey bun with rotten onions and no Berger! Worst part is I didn't realize till after the first bite so I was left with rotten onion mouth for days! I couldn't help but draw the comparison here... Berger is like a hamberger with no meat and rotton smelly toppings. NHC ordered a rotten smelly no meat Berger and now has had onion mouth ever since.