Not the first time a robbery was attempted by an inadequate weapon. We have Dumb Crook News and the Darwin Files to prove that. However, there's been many a person killed with a hammer! Do you expect the store owner to drop his gun and get a pair of pliers to fend off the assailant? "Hold on thar Kilroy, I need to change weapons so this can be a fair fight...gimme five minutes to get through the tools isle...I'll be right back" -Fade to black-
"Alright Kilroy...I'm back, but let me have a mental evaluation done on ya afore I try to stop ya from robbing me, ah gotta itchin' that something ain't right here...gimme another five.
He HAD commited another crime...he tried to rob the man previously. Thinking "outside the newslines" is one thing. Being rediculously creative and going to Pluto is yet another....
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