I will certainly bite, Oh looky looky they have a citizens academy program in Leland, why this Tim Jayne is a forward thinking, community oriented leader.

Wasn't there a problem just a little while back with him mis-using towns funds, and some serious issue with the department, he is in charge of? couldnt be I must be mistaken ,oh shoot well lets run right down and sign up.

Mr. Jayne you would have better luck with the Jeti-mind trick.

Course Houdini has nothing on you! Hoeckus poeckus, now you see corruption, walah now you Don't.