Yes, I know that they have caught rookie pyro volunteer fire department personnel starting vacant house fires, and I've seen the movie "Training Day."
I think I see your angle. The CFPUA dispatched their highly secretive advanced scuba demolition team to enter Barnards Creek at 1:00 am...tunnel down to an 18" ductile iron force main and blow a hole in it, all to increase rates. They know that this action wouldn't infurate the local population in any way.
I kinda remember when Tim Robbins did something like that with a rock to escape Shawshank Prison.
I smell your conspiracy.
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