Do you know what is not complex Mr. Berger? Basic grammar. You are not texting. Apparently you have forgotten what conjunction words are and the fact that you need to use apostrophes. Also remember, proper nouns should be capitalized.

Speaking of teenagers, this email reminded me of a pre-teen conversation: "I'm not talking to you, you want to know why I'm not talking to you? This is why I am not talking to you. Remember, I am not talking to you. Let me tell you more about why I am not talking to you...."