wait for the gators to become more active with the return of spring and then troll him up the Intracoastal on a tube behind a slow moving boat.
take him to the zoo out on Carolina Beach Road and let him do his time in a cage with one of the big cats, prefereably a Tiger.
take him over to LeJeune or the School of Infantry for target practice or seek and destroy training.
introduce him to the SEALS who were just in Somalia.
put him under house arrest for 50 years with Brian Berger.
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